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Chapter 762: Time Flies By!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The spacious Pure Heart Palace was in dead silence at this moment!

Everyone was dumbfounded and didn’t know what they had seen.

He is the supreme Emperor!

How could he kneel down in front of a young man and call the young man “adopted father”?

Everyone’s minds were blank.

Monarch Jin was totally shocked.

The young Princess covered her mouth with her hands!

Zixia Fairy, who had lost all her previous memories, was also stunned at this moment.

Even the Queen Dowager almost fainted because of the shock!

“What...what is going on?”

“Your Majesty, what are you doing?”

“Your Majesty, you are the supreme Emperor, how could you kneel down in front of him?”

At this time, the Imperial Guards, eunuchs, and palace maids behind the Emperor exclaimed, as they tried to pulled him up. However, they didn’t expect that the Emperor would scold them angrily, “Behave yourselves! Joker is my adopted father! Why don’t you greet him?”

What?

You ask us to greet him?

The people didn’t know what to do. They shouldn’t disobey the Emperor’s order, whether it was reasonable or not.

But...how can we greet him?

How should we address him?

Adopted father? No, it is treason and heresy to put ourselves in a position as high as the Emperor!

Adopted grandfather? It is still not correct!

Flop!

Suddenly, an old eunuch kneeled down and kowtowed to Xu Que as he shouted, “We are subjects of our Emperor, who is just like our father! So, the Emperor’s adopted father is our adopted grandfather! We greet you, adopted grandfather!”

Holy shit!

The rest of the people couldn’t help but be astounded.

In this way, is it reasonable for us to call him adopted grandfather?

But it is really disgraceful to kneel down in front of a young man and call him adopted grandfather!

“Wow, how nice you are! I’ll reward you with a tank!” Xu Que said with a smile at this time.

He waved his hand. Then, two tanks stopped in front of them.

The Emperor shouted loudly, “Thank you, adopted father!”

The old eunuch also shouted hurriedly, “Thank you, adopted grandfather!”

The rest of the people opened their eyes wide in shock.

Damn! His rewards are really rash!

One could get a steel monster as a reward after calling him adopted father or adopted grandfather!

Flop! Flop! Flop!

The next moment, all the dare-to-die soldiers and Imperial Guards kneeled down abruptly and kowtowed to Xu Que as they shouted, “We greet you, adopted grandfather!”

“Good!” Xu Que replied contentedly with great joy in his heart!

After glancing at the dumbfounded Monarch Jin and the Queen Dowager, he couldn’t help but show his mean smile. Monarch Jin was about to lose his mind. He stared at the Emperor confusedly and couldn’t figure out what had happened.

It was the Emperor who ordered me to kill Xu Que. But before I had time to kill Xu Que, the Emperor came here to call Xu Que adopted father! I was totally cheated by the Emperor!

The Queen Dowager who was standing beside Monarch Jin was also puzzled completely. Her mind was chaotic. Everything that had just happened was absurd and unbelievable for her!

“Queen Dowager, why are you still standing there? You should also greet my adopted father!” the Emperor looked up and asked suddenly at this time. The Queen Dowager was stunned. The rest of the people were also stunned. How could the Emperor ask the Queen Dowager to greet that young man?

What...could I call him?

The Queen Dowager was the Emperor’s mother. This young man was the Emperor’s adopted father. What should the Queen Dowager call that young man?

“Eh, forget it, let’s stop here!” Xu Que said embarrassedly.

At last, even he couldn’t watch it anymore. Anyway, he had just planned to act tough and punish the arrogant Emperor and Monarch Jin. He didn’t plan to give the Queen Dowager a hard time.

“That’s enough! You can leave now. Don’t bother me with trifles, understand?” Xu Que said, like an old man.

Although the onlookers were not convinced, they had to lower their heads and said, “As you wish!”

Then all of them left. Monarch Jin also left. He caught up with the Emperor and tried to ask him what had happened.

The Emperor replied seriously, “Don’t mention this again! From now on, he is my most revered adopted father! Anyone who dares to bother him will be beheaded on the spot!”

After saying that, the Emperor walked away, leaving the confused Monarch Jin in the wind.

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At the same time, Xu Que had returned to the Pure Heart Palace. The Queen Dowager was about to ask what he had done, but Xu Que refused to talk with her directly. After going back to his bedchamber, he closed the door and even didn’t want to continue the military parade. He sat on the chair and stared at the System interface angrily. Then the System sent him a message, which said that the order of Debt Collector Beats Debtors placed by him had been accepted.

This was a good thing. However, Ye Qiu, who accepted the order was too arrogant and even left a message for Xu Que!

“Xu Que, you are a little bastard! Just wait for me! How dare you ask me, the King of Tough-Acting, to be a runner by spending only one Acting Tough Point! Debt Collector Beats Debtors will always accomplish its tasks. Your items will be delivered to you within a period from one month to ten years, no matter if you are in the Spiritual Realm, the mortal world, or the demon world! Debt Collector Beats Debtors is your trustworthy brand....”

Holy shit!

Little bastard!

The more Xu Que read this message, the more annoyed he was. He even wanted to go back to Earth and kill that Ye Qiu! Xu Que knew he couldn’t go back to Earth temporarily, so he had to suppress his anger. After pondering it a bit, he summoned the System and said with a smile, “System, open the interface. I want to reply to Ye Qiu, who has accepted my order!”

Ding! “Connection established. The Host can leave a message now!”

Xu Que raised his eyebrows and smiled coldly at the message board, “You are Ye Qiu, right? Now almost nobody dares to speak to me, the Saint of Tough-Acting, in this way! Don’t get the idea that I won’t beat you up because your daughter is cute! As a cultivator who will reach the Form Synthesis Stage soon, I am invincible in this world. You’d better deliver my phone card and cigarettes as soon as possible, otherwise, I will ruin you by giving you a “Negative Feedback”! Heh-heh!”

After saying that, Xu Que pressed the send button contentedly.

However, after a short while, he raised his eyebrows and summoned the message board again. Then, he said, “Right, I want to tell you another important thing. You should send me the picture of your daughter together with her vital statistics. Remember, this relates to world peace, please take it seriously!”

Ding! “The Debt Collector Beats Debtor function stipulates that you can only reply to him once to avoid dimensional disorder!”

Damn! Xu Que was annoyed immediately!

Why could I only reply to him once?

No! I haven’t sent the most important information! Things will go wrong...in this way!

Ding! “The Debt Collector Beats Debtor function is deactivated. The Host can wait for the delivery patiently!”

After the warning tone, the Debt Collector Beats Debtor function went dim in the interface. No matter how hard Xu Que tried to activate it, it wouldn’t come out again! After all, he could only use this function once. If he wanted to use it again, he had to upgrade the System first!

“Tsk-tsk, this is too bad. The user experience of this Debt Collector Beats Debtor is quite poor! Humph, I will sort out the name list in the Debt Collector Beats Debtor and punish all of them by wearing golden armor and standing on the seven-color auspicious clouds!” Xu Que snorted before closing the System interface.

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The coming days were so boring for Xu Que! With one Puppet Spell, he became the adopted father of the Emperor. No one dared to provoke him in the Imperial Palace, including the Queen Dowager! But his life became more and more boring in this way.

In the beginning, he used to wander around driving tanks or helicopters. However, he could only use the Rent-free Card three times. And each time he could only enjoy the function for one day. To kill those boring days, he started to visit the temporary residence of the Queen Dowager frequently. Then the rooms of Zixia Fairy and the young Princess became the places where he could always be found!

As time flew by, he had led this life for five years! Many things occurred during those five years!

People in the Imperial Palace had got used to the existence of Xu Que. Once upon a time, the bordering enemy state invaded the Li Nation. Xu Que organized a high-tech army by using the Rent-free Card. Within one day, he defeated the invaders, flattened the enemy state’s Imperial Palace, and gobbled up the entire enemy state! After that, nobody dared to invade the Li Nation again. All countries did their best to pay tribute to the Li Nation each year.

Then, Xu Que managed to sleep with the Queen Dowager and accomplished the achievement of having sex with an illusionary image, which earned 5,000 Acting Tough Points for him from the System! After that, the young Princess and Zixia Fairy became his women one after another.

Time went by rapidly!

One year had passed!

Five years had passed!

Ten years had passed!

Thirty years had passed!

Xu Que had become an old man; Zixia Fairy was an old woman.

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